{"id":87764,"date":"2024-06-21T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-21T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87764"},"modified":"2024-06-18T09:06:26","modified_gmt":"2024-06-18T14:06:26","slug":"filed-under-things-that-dont-happen-in-texas-wyoming-or-the-dakotas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87764","title":{"rendered":"Filed Under &#8220;Things That Don&#8217;t Happen In Texas, Wyoming Or The Dakotas&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It was just another day in the suburbs of Toronto, where gun control has solved all street crime:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/stillgray\/status\/1802769730660708461\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;d say &#8220;the prosecutor most likely charged the cameraman for photographing a license plate&#8221;, but I don&#8217;t want to give Mary Moriarty any ideas. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was just another day in the suburbs of Toronto, where gun control has solved all street crime: I&#8217;d say &#8220;the prosecutor most likely charged the cameraman for photographing a license plate&#8221;, but I don&#8217;t want to give Mary Moriarty any ideas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-victim-disarmament"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87764"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87765,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87764\/revisions\/87765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}