{"id":87744,"date":"2025-06-13T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-13T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87744"},"modified":"2025-06-13T07:46:03","modified_gmt":"2025-06-13T12:46:03","slug":"just-like-every-flag-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87744","title":{"rendered":"Just Like Every Flag Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Normies: &#8220;Happy Flag Day&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Droogs: &#8220;ACK-shyu-ally, BeTSy RoSs diDn&#8217;t sEw TEh flAg, AnD hTe wh0L3 story is a mYth&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Normies: &#8220;Right. Nations and cultures have mythologies that encapsulate parts of what their cultures are about. Not just the USA. ALL of them&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a><\/a>Droogs: &#8220;iT Is tEH Lie!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Normies: &#8220;In the same sense that Hercules, the Knights of the Round Table and the Great White Buffalo are myths; they may not be documentable history, but they pass vital parts of the culture on to future generations&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Droogs: &#8220;iT tELLs uS tEH cUlTuRE is teH LIERR!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Normies: &#8220;It tells future generations that a humble seamstress &#8211; someone who other cultures ignored &#8211; had a vital role in the spirit that founded this nation&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Droogs: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Normies: &#8220;Yes?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Droogs: &#8220;U r tEh whItE SpReMEcYst!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normies: &#8220;Happy Flag Day&#8221; Droogs: &#8220;ACK-shyu-ally, BeTSy RoSs diDn&#8217;t sEw TEh flAg, AnD hTe wh0L3 story is a mYth&#8221;. Normies: &#8220;Right. Nations and cultures have mythologies that encapsulate parts of what their cultures are about. Not just the USA. ALL of them&#8221;. Droogs: &#8220;iT Is tEH Lie!&#8221; Normies: &#8220;In the same sense that Hercules, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87745,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87744\/revisions\/87745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}