{"id":87651,"date":"2024-06-04T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87651"},"modified":"2024-06-03T07:00:28","modified_gmt":"2024-06-03T12:00:28","slug":"safety-briefing-required","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87651","title":{"rendered":"Safety Briefing Required"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>To:  KLM Royal Dutch Airlines<br>From:  Mitch Berg, <em>Opstandige Boer<\/em><br>Re:  The Holiest Time Of The Woke Year<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Voor Wie Het Aangaat<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Did anyone consult with the flight attendants about this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Wonder if <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KLM?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@KLM<\/a> flight attendants will allow you to use the top two options during a flight&#8230;. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kFRnEdbN1N\">pic.twitter.com\/kFRnEdbN1N<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Financial Journey (@FinJourney) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FinJourney\/status\/1797278237854466409?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 2, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>Follow-up question:  Would the plane take off if I were to buckle my seatbelts as shown above?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks for your attention to this matter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Dat is alles.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: KLM Royal Dutch AirlinesFrom: Mitch Berg, Opstandige BoerRe: The Holiest Time Of The Woke Year Voor Wie Het Aangaat Did anyone consult with the flight attendants about this? Follow-up question: Would the plane take off if I were to buckle my seatbelts as shown above? Thanks for your attention to this matter. Dat is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87651"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87652,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87651\/revisions\/87652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}