{"id":87550,"date":"2024-05-16T10:48:29","date_gmt":"2024-05-16T15:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87550"},"modified":"2024-05-16T10:48:29","modified_gmt":"2024-05-16T15:48:29","slug":"everythings-just-fine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87550","title":{"rendered":"Everything&#8217;s Just Fine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Count the number of jump cuts in this <em>14 second long video<\/em>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This is real. Joe\u2019s handlers thought this video was a good idea. <br><br>I cannot stop laughing. \ud83d\ude2d<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/zhwO6LcqaO\">pic.twitter.com\/zhwO6LcqaO<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Spitfire (@DogRightGirl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DogRightGirl\/status\/1790717621089816994?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Not cuts to B-Roll.  Not special effects.  Not pans or zooming.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is the audio equivalent of one of those ransom notes pieced together from letters cut from magazines.  (Kids, ask your parents) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Count the number of jump cuts in this 14 second long video: Not cuts to B-Roll. Not special effects. Not pans or zooming. This is the audio equivalent of one of those ransom notes pieced together from letters cut from magazines. (Kids, ask your parents)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87551,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87550\/revisions\/87551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}