{"id":87535,"date":"2024-05-15T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-15T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87535"},"modified":"2024-05-13T10:38:30","modified_gmt":"2024-05-13T15:38:30","slug":"a-modest-propousal-eh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87535","title":{"rendered":"A Modest Propousal, Eh?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

To: Canada
From: Mitch Berg, Obstreporo<i>u<\/i>s Peasant
Re: Fires<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Canada, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The haze in the air tells us it’s gonna be a big fire season. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

May I propose the following: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \n
  1. Burn all you want<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. While you’re at it, burn Ottawa first. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    That is all. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    To: CanadaFrom: Mitch Berg, Obstreporo<i>u<\/i>s PeasantRe: Fires Canada, The haze in the air tells us it’s gonna be a big fire season. May I propose the following: That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-midwest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87535"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87536,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87535\/revisions\/87536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}