{"id":87448,"date":"2024-04-29T07:43:37","date_gmt":"2024-04-29T12:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87448"},"modified":"2024-04-29T07:43:37","modified_gmt":"2024-04-29T12:43:37","slug":"public-order-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=87448","title":{"rendered":"Public Order"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Occupiers&#8221; at UCLA stymied &#8211; by someone with bananas:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There was a protestor in the liberated zone at <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UCLA?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@UCLA<\/a> with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns &amp; smeared bananas everywhere. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/sPlTVnwHsu\">pic.twitter.com\/sPlTVnwHsu<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Linda Mamoun (@mamoun_linda) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mamoun_linda\/status\/1784682056607469906?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 28, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The next time America&#8217;s spoiled, boundlessly entitled white progressives decide to run riot, I&#8217;m going to rent a small plane and drop bananas, peanuts and Chick Fil-A on the crowd. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That should send them running back to on-campus housing.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bazinga<\/em>.  Order.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can thank me later, Mayor Mom-Pants and Governor Klink. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Occupiers&#8221; at UCLA stymied &#8211; by someone with bananas: The next time America&#8217;s spoiled, boundlessly entitled white progressives decide to run riot, I&#8217;m going to rent a small plane and drop bananas, peanuts and Chick Fil-A on the crowd. That should send them running back to on-campus housing. Bazinga. Order. You can thank me later, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87448"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87449,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87448\/revisions\/87449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}