{"id":86977,"date":"2024-02-09T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-09T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86977"},"modified":"2024-02-08T21:12:24","modified_gmt":"2024-02-09T03:12:24","slug":"86977","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86977","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>SCENE:  Mitch BERG is having a coney at the Gopher.  Lost in the flavor, he doesn&#8217;t notice Avery LIBRELLE walk in. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:   Merg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  Oh, shhhhiiiiiure is a wonderful day for a Coney&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:  Shut up.  You&#8217;ve been slandering President BIden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  Nope.  I&#8217;ve been pointing out that his behavior reminds me of my mother during the first year or two of her battle with Alzheimers.   I take no partisan joy in saying that whatsoever&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:  Joe BIden is the most on-top-of-it intellectual giant we&#8217;ve ever had in the Oval Office&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>The Television over the bar is broadcasting the news.<\/em>\\<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Joe Biden&#39;s DOJ said today that he was not mentally fit for trial.<br><br>In the few hours since, Biden:<br><br>&#8211; Said he is a president for &quot;red states and green states&quot;<br>&#8211; Forgot the name of the place where Beau got his rosary<br>&#8211; Said that the Egypt President is from Mexico<\/p>&mdash; Mav\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\ude80\ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@Bryan50716817) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bryan50716817\/status\/1755782571554668646?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 9, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  You were saying?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:  Joe Biden has <em>always <\/em>been senile, and was actually a GOP black op against the Democrats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  Of course it was.  (<em>Yells<\/em>) Hey, guys &#8211; carry opponent here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(<em>A crowd of regulars chases LIBRELLE from the bullding<\/em> <em>as BERG finishes his coney. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>And SCENE. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: Mitch BERG is having a coney at the Gopher. Lost in the flavor, he doesn&#8217;t notice Avery LIBRELLE walk in. LIBRELLE: Merg! BERG: Oh, shhhhiiiiiure is a wonderful day for a Coney&#8230; LIBRELLE: Shut up. You&#8217;ve been slandering President BIden. BERG: Nope. I&#8217;ve been pointing out that his behavior reminds me of my mother [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86978,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86977\/revisions\/86978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}