{"id":86854,"date":"2024-01-22T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-22T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86854"},"modified":"2024-01-23T11:07:40","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T17:07:40","slug":"one-day-at-big-left-tm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86854","title":{"rendered":"One Day At Big Left (TM)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>SCENE:   It&#8217;s a planning session at Big Left (TM), the central planning organization for leftist, &#8220;woke&#8221;, &#8220;progressive&#8221; groups.   Avery LIBRELLE, Cat SCAT, Moonbeam BIRKENSTOCK, Stephanie Marie ANNAN, Edmund DUCHEY, Evan Micah BRYAN, Inge &#8220;Lucky&#8221; CARROLL  are gathered around<\/em> <em>a conference table.   <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ANNAN:  We need to come up with something around which we can unite people against the racist genocidal colonizers. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:  Walmart?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ANNAN:  No, not this time.  We&#8217;re talking Israel.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CARROLL:   Yes.  What can we do to focus the attention of the world on the slaughter of innocent people by the white supremacist colonizer Jews&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BRYAN:  Zionists<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CARROLL: &#8230;Zionists?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>SCAT:   Maybe go to Gaza and demonstrate?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(<em>There is a brief, pregnant pause before the discussion resumes<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BIRKENSTOCK:  I&#8217;ve got it!  Let&#8217;s demonstrate in front of a <em>childrens cancer hospital<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CARROLL:  Yes!  That&#8217;ll show the Jews&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BRYAN: Zionists<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CARROLL: ..Zionists that we mean business!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ANNAN:  I (<em>claps<\/em>) <em>love <\/em>(<em>claps<\/em>) it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DUCHEY: (<em>perusing cell phone<\/em>) Oh, no.  Look &#8211; it&#8217;s been done:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Not a good look as pro-Palestinian protestors target a cancer hospital on New York\u2019s Upper East Side. The Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center also houses a paediatric day hospital\u2026<br><br>\u201cMake sure they hear you, they\u2019re in the windows\u201d. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qKC7ma1v52\">pic.twitter.com\/qKC7ma1v52<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Danny Morris (@DannyMMorris) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DannyMMorris\/status\/1747001653872463982?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 15, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CARROLL:  <em>Dammit<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ANNAN:  OK &#8211; but we&#8217;re on the right track!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BIRKENSTOCK:  OK &#8211; maybe we picket a no-kill animal shelter?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ANNAN:  <em>I (clap) LOVE (clap) IT!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: It&#8217;s a planning session at Big Left (TM), the central planning organization for leftist, &#8220;woke&#8221;, &#8220;progressive&#8221; groups. 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