{"id":86833,"date":"2024-01-22T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-22T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86833"},"modified":"2024-01-15T08:24:43","modified_gmt":"2024-01-15T14:24:43","slug":"social-media-rules-for-an-anarchic-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86833","title":{"rendered":"Social Media Rules For An Anarchic World"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

With the change in name from Twitter to “X”, we an in fact call these “X-ioms”:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“A tweet that starts with “hear me out” almost never deserves to be heard, much less heard “out””.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Arguments that end with “period” or “full stop” should almost always have stopped before they started.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“When a tweet ends with “that’s the tweet”, a silent “unfortunately” is assumed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Posts beginning “As a [blank] scholar” or “[Blank] scholar here!” only have a high likelihood of being wrong and stupid. They are, however, infallibly guaranteed to be insufferable.” (This one is via @davidpdeavel<\/a> on X. And it reminds me of a prominent NeverTrumper who tosses “GErman Studies major here…” in front of an amazing number of unrelated subjects).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Any tweet that start with the words: “With all due respect” will include none.” (Via OldSchoolPhD<\/a> on X)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

With the change in name from Twitter to “X”, we an in fact call these “X-ioms”: “A tweet that starts with “hear me out” almost never deserves to be heard, much less heard “out””. “Arguments that end with “period” or “full stop” should almost always have stopped before they started.” “When a tweet ends with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86834,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86833\/revisions\/86834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}