{"id":86528,"date":"2023-11-27T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-27T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86528"},"modified":"2023-11-23T09:41:36","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T15:41:36","slug":"while-waiting-for-the-murder-hornets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86528","title":{"rendered":"While Waiting For The &#8220;Murder Hornets&#8221;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;and having given up on the &#8220;killer bees&#8221;, people in the Upper Midwest have <em>this <\/em>to worry about:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/StarTribune\/status\/1727362050110652589\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Fearless predictions:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>North Dakotans, being gloriously well-armed and with a state government run by smart people ,will have all sorts of pulled pork (and, given these pigs reportedly yield a fairly bland meat, likely come up with some great recipes). <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Minnesotans in CE7 and CD8 &#8211; the northern half of the state &#8211; will try to kill some hogs.  But Metro &#8220;environmentalists&#8221;, claiming the &#8220;erasure&#8221; of &#8220;undocumented potential DFL voters&#8221;, will appeal to Keith Ellison, who will promptly file an injunction citing a battle against &#8220;MAGA White Supremacy&#8221;. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Canadians, being largely disarmed, will remain under cover, get eaten by hogs, or prosecuted by the Trudeau (who is no way, no how Fidel Castro&#8217;s son) regime. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Prove me wrong. <\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and having given up on the &#8220;killer bees&#8221;, people in the Upper Midwest have this to worry about: Fearless predictions: Prove me wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minnesota-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86529,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86528\/revisions\/86529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}