{"id":86133,"date":"2023-09-26T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-26T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86133"},"modified":"2023-09-26T10:46:27","modified_gmt":"2023-09-26T15:46:27","slug":"fringe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=86133","title":{"rendered":"Fringe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

SCENE: A coffee shop in Roseville, MInnesota. Avery LIBRELLE, Cat SCAT and Moonbeam BIRKENSTOCK <\/a>are drinking kombucha and checking their phones. Mitch BERG walks in. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCAT: Merg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG (not happy to run into the three of them) Oh, hey…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BIRKENSTOCK: Shut up. There’s an anti-semitic Nazi running for school board in Roseville!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Huh. Do tell. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: Look here ZOMG!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Did you actually just say “Zee Oh Em Gee?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BIRKENSTOCK: Shut up. Read this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/mrotzie\/status\/1706427221638877466\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

BIRKENSTOCK: We need to spread the word<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCAT: We need to light up social media and GET THE WORD OUT!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Uh…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THERE”S AN ANTI-SEMITE RUNNING FOR SCHOOL BOARD!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Look, I may be more nauseated by this guy than any of you, but let’s be honest – the guy was going to get five votes in the election. He was the farthest fringe of the fringe of the fringe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: I’m going to talk about him on my cable access show?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BIRKENSTOCK: :Your what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCAT: Definitely going on. my podcast. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BIRKENSTOCK: I’m putting him on blast on instagram and TikTok<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Right. So, I’m just wondering if this blitz of revulsion will give him order of magnitude more public profile than he’d have had as a fringe nutcase?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCAT: We’re being mansplained<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Yeah, that’s it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BIRKENSTOCK: You must be a sympathizer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Er, my grandparents generation spent the best years of their lives killing people like him. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BIRKENSTOCK: When?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Er…during World War 2. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BIRKENSTOCK: During what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Exactly. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIBRELLE: We have to get the word out! Now!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG: Yeah. That’s a great idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERG Slowly backs out of the shop. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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