{"id":85844,"date":"2023-08-28T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-28T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=85844"},"modified":"2023-08-28T09:38:37","modified_gmt":"2023-08-28T14:38:37","slug":"85844","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=85844","title":{"rendered":"Our Giggly Drip Overlords"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Fill in the usual &#8220;Can you imagine what&#8217;d happen if, say, Ron DeSantis were to take a cheesecake photo with a group of swimsuit models?&#8221; boilerplate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can pretty much fill in the stock responses from memory. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So here&#8217;s Senator Klobuchar at the State Fair:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">State Fair pro tip: You don\u2019t want to miss the Minnesota firefighters at the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MNAFLCIO?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@MNAFLCIO<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/O3auZqdkGN\">pic.twitter.com\/O3auZqdkGN<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Amy Klobuchar (@amyklobuchar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amyklobuchar\/status\/1695052478264258707?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 25, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And &#8220;The Velvet Hammer&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Thanks for the pro tip Amy \u2014 they really swept me off my feet <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FQFhT9xDKT\">https:\/\/t.co\/FQFhT9xDKT<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9bBEox4Wmp\">pic.twitter.com\/9bBEox4Wmp<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Tina Smith (@TinaSmithMN) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TinaSmithMN\/status\/1695548962252439573?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 26, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Has the feminism correspondent at MPR seen this yet?<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fill in the usual &#8220;Can you imagine what&#8217;d happen if, say, Ron DeSantis were to take a cheesecake photo with a group of swimsuit models?&#8221; boilerplate. You can pretty much fill in the stock responses from memory. So here&#8217;s Senator Klobuchar at the State Fair: And &#8220;The Velvet Hammer&#8221; Has the feminism correspondent at MPR [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[320,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mndfl","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85844"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85862,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85844\/revisions\/85862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}