{"id":85486,"date":"2023-07-05T06:25:25","date_gmt":"2023-07-05T11:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=85486"},"modified":"2023-07-05T08:11:51","modified_gmt":"2023-07-05T13:11:51","slug":"every-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=85486","title":{"rendered":"Every Year"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>ME: \u201cHave  a great Fourth of July!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>THEM: \u201cAhem. It\u2019s IndePENdence Day\u201c. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ME:  \u201cOh, excuse me for not only using a term that literally everyone in America, and probably western civilization, understands, but that until maybe 10 years ago I never, ever heard a single person \u201cAhem\u201d-ing anyone else about. I hope you live in a city without a fireworks display. \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ME: \u201cHave a great Fourth of July!\u201c THEM: \u201cAhem. It\u2019s IndePENdence Day\u201c. ME: \u201cOh, excuse me for not only using a term that literally everyone in America, and probably western civilization, understands, but that until maybe 10 years ago I never, ever heard a single person \u201cAhem\u201d-ing anyone else about. I hope you live in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-85486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85487,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85486\/revisions\/85487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}