{"id":85279,"date":"2023-06-02T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-06-02T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=85279"},"modified":"2023-06-01T16:33:09","modified_gmt":"2023-06-01T21:33:09","slug":"urban-planning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=85279","title":{"rendered":"Urban Planning"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>SCENE:  Minnesota DFL Executive Meeting.   <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>KEN MARTIN (<em>Chait of the MNDFL<\/em>):   Next order of business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>INGE &#8220;LUCKY&#8221; CARROLL (<em>A former guidance counselor at a school for monomaniacs, Inge is Head Meme-Buffer at \u201cMinnesotans United for All Progressive Causes\u201d<\/em>). Our next plan is to start building safe spaces for hard drug use.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>STACEY HINTON (<em>Executive<\/em> Director of \u201cKeep All Racists Eternally Nonplussed\u201d, a white progressive support group).   Brilliant.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>GRETEL STROMBERG ()<em>Executive Director of \u201cMinnesotans United for All Progressive Causes\u201d, Stromberg is married to both a woman\u00a0and\u00a0a\u00a0male illegal immigrant<\/em>) Here&#8217;s the news coverage:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Minnesota is a step closer to allowing designated spaces where people can use drugs in a controlled environment, but questions remain about whether that will happen.  <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/EdJL0hMHs4\">https:\/\/t.co\/EdJL0hMHs4<\/a><\/p>&mdash; FOX 9 (@FOX9) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOX9\/status\/1664131165534445571?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 1, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>KEN MARTIN:  Great piece.  Fawning and morally bankrupt without going <em>too <\/em>over the top. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>STROMBERG:  Like Esme Murphy. . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>KEN MARTIN:  Yep.  Now, we&#8217;ll be building these &#8220;safe spaces&#8221; at places like Summit and Chatsworth, and Crocus Hill, and down amid the condos across from the Guthrie&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>( <em>Entire group sits silently, in disbelief, jaws literally dropping<\/em>). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>KEN MARTIN:  Hah!   You shoulda seen your faces.  Nope, we&#8217;re building them among the proles.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(<em>Various expressions of relief<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>KEN MARTIN:  So &#8211; between legal weed and shooting galleries, and the schools teaching the next generation to be ignorant, uncritical , compliant and distracted by contrived grievances, the next generation should be <em>really <\/em>solid DFL voters!~<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Round of applause as the scene fades to black. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: Minnesota DFL Executive Meeting. KEN MARTIN (Chait of the MNDFL): Next order of business. INGE &#8220;LUCKY&#8221; CARROLL (A former guidance counselor at a school for monomaniacs, Inge is Head Meme-Buffer at \u201cMinnesotans United for All Progressive Causes\u201d). Our next plan is to start building safe spaces for hard drug use. 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