{"id":848,"date":"2007-05-28T06:40:10","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T12:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/05\/28\/to-joel-surnow\/"},"modified":"2007-05-26T15:39:41","modified_gmt":"2007-05-26T21:39:41","slug":"to-joel-surnow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=848","title":{"rendered":"To: Joel Surnow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From: Mitch Berg<\/p>\n<p>Re: Next Two Seasons<\/p>\n<p>Joel,<\/p>\n<p>About this time last year, I started a binge of watching the first four seasons of <em>24 <\/em>in, essentially, a six-week bender. I just <em>couldn&#8217;t stop watching. <\/em>I got reeled in. So while I missed most of Day 5, I made this past season of <em>24<\/em> my first &#8220;appointment TV&#8221; in nearly 20 years.<\/p>\n<p>And like most of the rest of the Bauersphere, I was &#8211; I&#8217;ll exercise my gift for understatement &#8211; bored silly with this past season.<\/p>\n<p>I got to thinking about this, since the A&#8217;nE network is replaying Day One at 6AM every day.\u00a0 The morning after Day Six sputtered to a scarcely-lamented end, I caught an episode from Day One; Jack was searching the first round of people trying to assassinate David Palmer; Teri Bauer was searching for Kim, along with the infamous Mr. York, ostensibly the father of Kim&#8217;s friend but really an agent of Serbian assassins out to kidnap the Bauer family for what Bauer had done to Viktor Drezen&#8217;s brother, and so on, and so forth.\u00a0 Bauer was arguing with CTU, in a life-or-death battle, and arguing with his estranged wife while simultaneously defending his nation and his family.<\/p>\n<p>You know &#8211; the kind of stuff we can <em>all <\/em>identify with.\u00a0 Because what made Jack Bauer (and the show built around him) compelling was that for the first four Days, he dealt &#8211; on a big, life-or-death, hyper-dramatic, caffeine-stoked level &#8211; with things that matter to all of us;\u00a0 loyalty to friends, to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/archives\/007325.html\">family,<\/a> to something bigger; the shortcomings we all have in exercising that loyalty; the twists and turns that life (or huge shadowy terrorist conspiracies) throw in the way of that ideal.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, after the first four hours (which were as good as anything in the first five Days), Day Six felt like <em>West Wing<\/em> with the occasional shootout &#8211; except <em>West Wing<\/em> wrote about the canoodling and cavorting about the corridors of the innermost inner circles well.\u00a0 <em>24 <\/em>has never been about &#8220;watching the machinery work&#8221;; the only way the show ever made the inner circle of the White House remotely compelling was to wrap it up in a character, David Palmer, who was having the same crises Bauer was; right and wrong, good and evil, and the many very gray shades he &#8211; everyone &#8211; navigates between them.<\/p>\n<p>The big problem?\u00a0 Day Six had no big moral crises; no choices between family and duty; no &#8220;to execute Ryan Chappelle or not to execute Ryan Chappelle&#8221;; no hotels full of plague victims to isolate, with the moral consequences beating everyone involved over the heads.\u00a0 Day Six was just&#8230;too easy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, a lot more popped up, too &#8211; a lot of comparisons where Day Six came up wanting:<\/p>\n<p><em>Plausible Suspension of Disbelief: <\/em>That six successive terrorist conspiracies erupt within a 20 minute drive from CTU Los Angeles.<br \/>\n<em>Implausible Suspension of Disbelief:\u00a0 <\/em>That Russia would go to war over a McGuffin shaped like a sound card.<\/p>\n<p><em>Characters I Can Care About: <\/em>Teri Bauer, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Diane_Huxley\">Diane Huxley<\/a>, Tony and Michelle.\u00a0 There was a sense of conflict, loyalty, gain and loss.<br \/>\n<em>Characters I Can Not Care About:\u00a0 <\/em>Audrey Raines. Jack seems to be obsessed over a\u00a0 plot device dressed as a barbie doll.<\/p>\n<p><em>Disbelief I Can Suspend:\u00a0<\/em> Jack Bauer has the president&#8217;s cell and secure office numbers on speed-dial.<br \/>\n<em>Disbelief I Can Not Suspend:\u00a0 <\/em>The Russians can move troops from barracks into a position flanking a US base in the &#8216;stans in a matter of hours.<br \/>\n<em>Disbelief that Beggars My Imagination:\u00a0 <\/em>The Powers Boothe administration faces this potential instant attack with panicky resignation (unless they&#8217;re Democrats, in which case it&#8217;s sorta plausible).<\/p>\n<p><em>Reality I\u00a0Can Watch Being Bent And Shrug, Because It&#8217;s No Big Deal:<\/em>\u00a0 A US submarine named the &#8220;Vickery&#8221;.\u00a0 US\u00a0subs are either fish, cities, states or, rarely, congresspeople who fed lotsa pork to the Navy.\u00a0 And Jimmy Carter.<em>\u00a0<br \/>\nReality I\u00a0Can Watch Being Bent And Shrug, Because It&#8217;s Only My Intelligence Being Insulted:\u00a0 <\/em>The President arranges the firing of a dummy cruise missile from a submarine on a few moments&#8217; notice and manages to keep his entire staff and cabinet in the dark about it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Maybe&#8230;: <\/em>Kim Bauer goes from being a bratty teen to a seasoned CTU systems wonk.<br \/>\n<em>No:\u00a0 <\/em>Wayne Palmer goes from being a bratty presidential advisor to an elected president.<\/p>\n<p><em>Villains That Could Scare Me<\/em><em>: <\/em>Dennis Hopper as Victor Drazen (and Zeljko Ivanek as his son; I have wondered since <em>Homicide: Life On The Street<\/em>\u00a0 if Ivanek maybe hadn&#8217;t done some of that in his past); Mandy and Candy the naked lesbian assassins; shadowy Balkan killbots;\u00a0Fayed.<br \/>\n<em>Villains That Do Not Scare Me:\u00a0 <\/em>James Cromwell as Evil Grampa Bauer.\u00a0 &#8220;That&#8217;ll do, Jack.\u00a0 That&#8217;ll do&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><em>Plausible Suspension of Disbelief<\/em><em>: <\/em>CTU\/LA has moles, gets hacked, suffers a bombing\/nerve gas attack\/direct assault.<br \/>\n<em>Implausible Suspension of Disbelief: <\/em>CTU\/LA suffers a different attack every season, and never seems to learn.<\/p>\n<p><em>Plausible Suspension of Disbelief: <\/em>The Navy keeps a vic of F-18s fully loaded with air-to-surface weapons <em>on American\u00a0soil<\/em>,\u00a0ready to scramble on a moment&#8217;s notice at the command of CTU.<br \/>\n<em>Implausible Suspension of Disbelief:\u00a0 <\/em>CTU has satellites recording activities on off-shore oil rigs even before it occurs to anyone to want to surveil them.<\/p>\n<p>Joel:\u00a0 have your people call my people.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<\/p>\n<p>Mitch Berg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: Mitch Berg Re: Next Two Seasons Joel, About this time last year, I started a binge of watching the first four seasons of 24 in, essentially, a six-week bender. I just couldn&#8217;t stop watching. I got reeled in. So while I missed most of Day 5, I made this past season of 24 my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}