{"id":84446,"date":"2023-02-09T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-09T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=84446"},"modified":"2023-02-09T07:42:28","modified_gmt":"2023-02-09T13:42:28","slug":"madonn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=84446","title":{"rendered":"Ma&#8217;Donn"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>To:  Madonna<br>From:  Mitch Berg, Former Club Jock, Current Irascible Peasant<br>Re:   Things I Find Threatening<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ms. Ciccone, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The world is full of threats.  Nuclear weapons.  Crime.  &#8220;Anti&#8221;-Fa. Baggage fees, resort fees, airline fees (or so the President told me during his State of the Union). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But while you were, in your prime (30-40 years ago) a very influential pop star, and were a reliable floor-packer when I was a club DJ, one thing I&#8217;d never, ever call anything about you is&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;uh&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/Madonna\/status\/1623101441857712130\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;a &#8220;threat&#8221;.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t aware that filler caused excessive grandiloquence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is all. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: MadonnaFrom: Mitch Berg, Former Club Jock, Current Irascible PeasantRe: Things I Find Threatening Ms. Ciccone, The world is full of threats. Nuclear weapons. Crime. &#8220;Anti&#8221;-Fa. Baggage fees, resort fees, airline fees (or so the President told me during his State of the Union). But while you were, in your prime (30-40 years ago) a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84446"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84449,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84446\/revisions\/84449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}