{"id":82813,"date":"2022-07-22T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-22T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=82813"},"modified":"2022-07-21T04:10:45","modified_gmt":"2022-07-21T09:10:45","slug":"gaffe-proofing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=82813","title":{"rendered":"Gaffe-Proofing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ohio Congresswoman Shontel Brown took a photo with the President at a Congressional picnic last week.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pretty innocuous stuff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But look closely:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">It was a pleasure to join the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/POTUS?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@potus<\/a> and my colleagues this week for the Annual White House Congressional Picnic! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/h5Rm6a5hUp\">pic.twitter.com\/h5Rm6a5hUp<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Rep. Shontel Brown (@RepShontelBrown) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RepShontelBrown\/status\/1547679310575570945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 14, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, the following is <em>purely <\/em>my conjecture &#8211; but notice Rep. Brown&#8217;s hand?  Securely gripping the President&#8217;s hand?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Preventing it from wandering God only knows where else? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m going to start watching other women&#8217;s photos with President Brandon &#8211; because i&#8217;ll bet dollars to donuts the White House communications people are scrambling on ways of keeping the President&#8217;s hands off women, and his nose out of their hair.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One day, we&#8217;ll see a photo of Amy Klobuchar holding the President in a half nelson during a selfie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark my worlds &#8211; this is one of those jokes that will turn out to be real, one day. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ohio Congresswoman Shontel Brown took a photo with the President at a Congressional picnic last week. Pretty innocuous stuff But look closely: Now, the following is purely my conjecture &#8211; but notice Rep. Brown&#8217;s hand? Securely gripping the President&#8217;s hand? Preventing it from wandering God only knows where else? I&#8217;m going to start watching other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82814,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82813\/revisions\/82814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}