SCENE: Mitch BERG is standing in line at Kramarczuk’s Deli in Northeast Minneapolis, checking his email on his phone as he waits for an order. Distracted, he doesn’t notice Avery LIBRELLE walking in the door. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
LIBRELLE: Merg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BERG: Aaaaah, sssssschto Novovo, Aver…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LIBRELLE: Why are you here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BERG: I’ve been coming here for 30-plus years. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
LIBRELLE: What? You support the right of a beleaguered people who are surrounded on three sides by an authoritarian regime who has tried to murder them all in the past, who’ve launched yet another campaign of terror, and is carrying on a plucky campaign of resistance against overwhelming odds, tapping immense civil spirit to fight back against an authoritarian invader who vows genocide against them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BERG: You’re referring to Israel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LIBRELLE: (Mouth flaps open like a trout<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n CLERK: (To BERG<\/em>). Order up. (Puts wrapped sausage on counter. Turns to LIBRELLE<\/em>). Er, your order sir…er, ma…(Looks at BERG, in a visible panic. BERG shrugs.<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n LIBRELLE: (Mouth continues to flap<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n BERG: Have a great day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n (BERG walks out. And SCENE<\/em>). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" SCENE: Mitch BERG is standing in line at Kramarczuk’s Deli in Northeast Minneapolis, checking his email on his phone as he waits for an order. Distracted, he doesn’t notice Avery LIBRELLE walking in the door. LIBRELLE: Merg! BERG: Aaaaah, sssssschto Novovo, Aver… LIBRELLE: Why are you here? BERG: I’ve been coming here for 30-plus years. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[426,131,11],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-81611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orwell-overestimated-democrats","category-war-and-peace","category-world","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81611"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81614,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81611\/revisions\/81614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}