{"id":80914,"date":"2022-02-16T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-16T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=80914"},"modified":"2022-02-16T12:16:48","modified_gmt":"2022-02-16T18:16:48","slug":"im-not-a-liberal-so-im-not-an-expert-at-stuff-i-know-nothing-about-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=80914","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I&#8217;m Not A Liberal, So I&#8217;m Not An Expert At Stuff I Know Nothing About&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Converting to conservatism started simply enough &#8211; intellectually. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Personally?  It was still a tough pill to swallow, growing up in what passed for a &#8220;liberal&#8221; home in rural North Dakota in the eighties.  Conservatism made sense.  Conserva<em>tives<\/em>, as people, made sense &#8211; to the extent that stereotypes always do. .  <em>Conservatives <\/em>looked and acted &#8211; in the stereotypes that drove much of my 20-ish year old mental model &#8211; with Jerry Falwell&#8217;s seeming smug sanctimony, with Pat Buchanan&#8217;s aggressive know-it-all-ism, the cloying certainty of some of the Young Republican crowd I&#8217;d met, with all the usual stereotypes that the media culture, then as now, made the official narrative. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The stereotypes, applied to the people I knew or knew <em>of<\/em>, made sense.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me being <em>one of those people <\/em>did not. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not until I found P.J. O&#8217;Rourke.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reading the essays that led to his 1987 book <em>Republican Party Reptile<\/em>, in <em>Rolling Stone <\/em>and <em>Car and Driver <\/em>and the usual dog&#8217;s breakfast of magazines that paid the freelance journalist and humorist&#8217;s bills, O&#8217;Rourke told the tale of the &#8220;pants-down conservative&#8221; &#8211; the person who played their music too loud, liked a cocktail or two, had a liberarian outlook on day to day &#8211; with a caveat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.  And with it comes the only basic human duty the duty to take the consequences&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brainyquote.com\/authors\/p-j-orourke-quotes\">list of keeper quotes itself serves<\/a> as a great guide to life, politics, and political life. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O&#8217;Rourke passed away earlier this week:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/DrewHampshire\/status\/1493675300907102209\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I never got to meet O&#8217;Rourke in person; I was always a day late and a dollar short.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/corner\/r-i-p-p-j-orourke\/\">David Harsanyi was luckier. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After 30 years, <em>A Parliament of Whores <\/em>remains the single best satire\/fact book about American government I&#8217;m aware of.  <em>Give War a Chance<\/em>, some of the finest conflict journalism ever.   As Harsanyi noted, many libertarian conservatives have aspired to O&#8217;Rourke&#8217;s style (<em>Mitch bashfully raises his hand<\/em>); none have ever come close to matching it.  He&#8217;s been described as an HL Mencken &#8211; but without the misanthropy or unearned arrogance.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And if Mitch Berg ever become Secretary of State, the Foggy Bottom mission statement will be rewritten as follows:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>\u201cI was having dinner\u2026in London\u2026when eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about \u201cYour country\u2019s never been invaded.\u201d And so I said, \u201cLet me tell you who those bad guys are. They\u2019re us. WE BE BAD. We\u2019re the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We\u2019re three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother\u2019s side. You take your Germany, France, and Spain, roll them all together and it wouldn\u2019t give us room to park our cars. We\u2019re the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d\u2019Antibes. And we\u2019ve got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go. You say our country\u2019s never been invaded? You\u2019re right, little buddy. Because I\u2019d like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who\u2019d have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying &#8216;Cheerio.&#8217; Hell can\u2019t hold our sock-hops.<\/p><p>We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, fuck longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I\u2019d rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen, and jack of all Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>RIP, P.J. O&#8217;Rourke. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>UPDATE:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=80916\">Mr D. had about the same idea<\/a>, at about the same time. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Converting to conservatism started simply enough &#8211; intellectually. Personally? It was still a tough pill to swallow, growing up in what passed for a &#8220;liberal&#8221; home in rural North Dakota in the eighties. Conservatism made sense. Conservatives, as people, made sense &#8211; to the extent that stereotypes always do. . 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