{"id":80907,"date":"2022-02-16T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-16T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=80907"},"modified":"2022-02-15T09:16:29","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T15:16:29","slug":"metaphor-alert-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=80907","title":{"rendered":"Metaphor Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Y&#8217;know, if I were really feeling the snark today, the metaphor count could jump into double digits, here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"1727\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/img_2513-edited-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-80910\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/img_2513-edited-1.jpg 1280w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/img_2513-edited-1-222x300.jpg 222w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/img_2513-edited-1-759x1024.jpg 759w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/img_2513-edited-1-768x1036.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/img_2513-edited-1-1138x1536.jpg 1138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Nice state youse got here.  It&#8217;d be a shame if it&#8230;broke, for not respecting and paying us&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;know, if I were really feeling the snark today, the metaphor count could jump into double digits, here. &#8220;Nice state youse got here. It&#8217;d be a shame if it&#8230;broke, for not respecting and paying us&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,255],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minnesota-politics","category-the-racket"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80907"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80911,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80907\/revisions\/80911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}