{"id":80757,"date":"2022-01-28T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-28T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=80757"},"modified":"2022-01-28T06:47:38","modified_gmt":"2022-01-28T12:47:38","slug":"help-me-decide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=80757","title":{"rendered":"Help Me Decide"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Is this video (language not remotely safe for work):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">this is a masterpiece <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aQxLnkKA3c\">pic.twitter.com\/aQxLnkKA3c<\/a><\/p>&mdash; more_meat_loaf (@more_meat_loaf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/more_meat_loaf\/status\/1486356401236578304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 26, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>a) the most  <em>piqant <\/em>parody of Gen-Z  angst ever, or:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>b) justification for Russia to skip invading Ukraine and just seize New York, California, Washington, Oregon and Massachusetts? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is this video (language not remotely safe for work): a) the most piqant parody of Gen-Z angst ever, or: b) justification for Russia to skip invading Ukraine and just seize New York, California, Washington, Oregon and Massachusetts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80757"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80764,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80757\/revisions\/80764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}