{"id":78376,"date":"2021-06-17T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-17T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=78376"},"modified":"2021-06-16T22:22:29","modified_gmt":"2021-06-17T03:22:29","slug":"options-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=78376","title":{"rendered":"Options"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>There are two drive-through lanes at McDonald&#8217;s.  One should be labeled: &#8220;I know what I want,&#8221; and the other should be labeled: &#8220;I need to read the entire menu board to see what sounds good, then negotiate with the order-taker to ask if I can have my Big Mac made vegan on a gluten-free bun and I don&#8217;t want my fries cooked in peanut oil.&#8221;<\/p><p>Might be a little wordy.  Maybe shorten it to: &#8220;Idiot.&#8221;<\/p><p>I wonder if they have that problem at In-N-Out Burger?<\/p><p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Back when I still ate bagels, I wanted Bruegger\u2018s to come up with a separate lane for people who just wanted a couple of bagels to go, and let the people who wanted those godforsaken sandwiches to take 20 minutes to make, each, have their own lane. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: There are two drive-through lanes at McDonald&#8217;s. One should be labeled: &#8220;I know what I want,&#8221; and the other should be labeled: &#8220;I need to read the entire menu board to see what sounds good, then negotiate with the order-taker to ask if I can have my Big Mac [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78377,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78376\/revisions\/78377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}