{"id":7828,"date":"2010-01-14T12:27:32","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T17:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=7828"},"modified":"2010-01-14T12:28:14","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T17:28:14","slug":"katie-goes-undercover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=7828","title":{"rendered":"Katie Goes Undercover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katie Kieffer <a href=\"http:\/\/katiekieffer.com\/2010\/01\/14\/fat-ugly-youre-fired\/\">infiltrated Speaker Pelosi&#8217;s office<\/a>, and you just <em>won&#8217;t believe <\/em>what she turned up:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I\u2019m a conservative blogger. My job is to scope out news that liberal media networks send to the shredder. This week, I did some sleuthing inside Rep. Nancy Pelosi\u2019s office. You\u2019ll never believe what I found out\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I wore a tie-dye t-shirt and a hippie wig, which worked better than a press pass to get into Pelosi\u2019s chambers. Her aids welcomed me as one of their own granola-crunching comrades. I asked them to show me what the House was working on and they proudly showed me this press release that Pelosi was drafting:<\/p>\n<p><em>PRESS RELEASE (DRAFT)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>TO: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>FROM: REP. NANCY PELOSI<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I know, it\u2019s tough out there. You\u2019re hanging onto your job for dear life. You\u2019re stressed. You\u2019re tired. You\u2019re working harder and longer hours than ever before. You need a break. So, you hit the bar. Then, you go home and crash. You get the munchies and raid the fridge. You\u2019ve skipped the gym for the 12th day in a row. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL WARNING: You are now living in a no wake zone. Change your lifestyle now or you\u2019ll get the pink slip.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And Madame De Speaker has some big lifestyle changes in mind for you, her subjects.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Did I say subjects?\u00a0 \u00a0Constituents, I mean.\u00a0 Silly mistake.<\/p>\n<p>Read the whole thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katie Kieffer infiltrated Speaker Pelosi&#8217;s office, and you just won&#8217;t believe what she turned up: I\u2019m a conservative blogger. My job is to scope out news that liberal media networks send to the shredder. This week, I did some sleuthing inside Rep. Nancy Pelosi\u2019s office. You\u2019ll never believe what I found out\u2026 I wore a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberal-tyranny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7828"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7831,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7828\/revisions\/7831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}