{"id":77726,"date":"2021-05-04T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-04T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=77726"},"modified":"2021-05-02T09:12:20","modified_gmt":"2021-05-02T14:12:20","slug":"the-covid-nazi-has-spoken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=77726","title":{"rendered":"The Covid Nazi Has Spoken"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Empty magazine rack in the hospital waiting room. Because you can catch The Deadliest Virus Ever Known from toilet seats and grocery store check-out belts and waiting room magazine covers.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p><p>Okay, actually, no, you can&#8217;t. Scientists have confirmed that the endless cleaning for the last year has been a complete waste of time and resources. But we can&#8217;t admit that now or people will suspect the experts don&#8217;t know what they are talking about and will no longer blindly follow our orders.&nbsp;<\/p><p>The Covid Nazi has spoken: no magazine for you.<\/p><p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a hunch socieity is on the tipping point of a tsunami of satirical mockery. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, OK.  I hope so. <\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Empty magazine rack in the hospital waiting room. Because you can catch The Deadliest Virus Ever Known from toilet seats and grocery store check-out belts and waiting room magazine covers.&nbsp;&nbsp; Okay, actually, no, you can&#8217;t. Scientists have confirmed that the endless cleaning for the last year has been a complete waste of time and resources. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[416],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid19"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77733,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77726\/revisions\/77733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}