DAD (to son): “Bevyn? What’s the matter?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BEVYN: “Dad, this mean guy is writing satire about “January 6”, apparently mocking “Progressives” constant deflection of all accusations of their own bad behavior with “what about January 6″ . What does it all mean?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DAD: “First, Bevyn, satire is racist…”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MOM: “Unless Steven Colbert does it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DAD: “And there are bad people who think that there was ever political violence in this country before January 6.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MOM: “They don’t recognize that if that mob had overwhelmed the Secret Service, taken the Vice President and Senate hostage, and held them while interdicting government rescue attempts with targeted bombinghs and ambushes, they could have taken control of the country”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BEVYN: “Aren’t you describing a Tom Clancy novel, rather than a riot?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DAD: “I”m going to hit you with my belt”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MOM (to DAD, sotto voce<\/em>): “What in the holy name of Ruth Bader Ginsburg has gotten into this kid?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" DAD (to son): “Bevyn? What’s the matter?” BEVYN: “Dad, this mean guy is writing satire about “January 6”, apparently mocking “Progressives” constant deflection of all accusations of their own bad behavior with “what about January 6″ . What does it all mean?” DAD: “First, Bevyn, satire is racist…” MOM: “Unless Steven Colbert does it.” DAD: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[443],"class_list":["post-77585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-january-6"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77585"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77587,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77585\/revisions\/77587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}