{"id":77501,"date":"2021-04-19T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-19T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=77501"},"modified":"2021-04-18T07:26:20","modified_gmt":"2021-04-18T12:26:20","slug":"i-love-a-happy-ending-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=77501","title":{"rendered":"I Love A Happy Ending"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;ll admit it right up front &#8211; the wave of carjackings in Saint Paul is weaponizing my <em>schadenfreud<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I&#8217;m good with that. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Audio not totally safe for work toward the end:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/We_Have_Risen\/status\/1383471225549197316\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Those are some Aikido moves, I&#8217;m informed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kids lucky the guy wasn&#8217;t into Kempo. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll admit it right up front &#8211; the wave of carjackings in Saint Paul is weaponizing my schadenfreud. And I&#8217;m good with that. Audio not totally safe for work toward the end: Those are some Aikido moves, I&#8217;m informed. Kids lucky the guy wasn&#8217;t into Kempo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77502,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77501\/revisions\/77502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}