{"id":76994,"date":"2021-02-25T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-25T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=76994"},"modified":"2021-05-18T08:16:45","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T13:16:45","slug":"76994","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=76994","title":{"rendered":"Mass Death Fails To Materialize:  Big Karen Bereft, Distraught"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Big Karen warned us &#8211; those Super Bowl tailgate parties in Tampa were going to lead to the extinction of Florida Man. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Those of us who paid attention in high school science noted that there&#8217;s <em>incredibly <\/em>low correlation  between outdoor gatherings and Covid transmission.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The science says &#8216;obey or die!'&#8221;, Big Karen responds. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Observation indicates &#8211; well&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Superbowl super spreader?<br><br>Florida cases past 14 days down 23%.<br>The US down 34%. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/h54gz4hiJR\">pic.twitter.com\/h54gz4hiJR<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Clarity (@covid_clarity) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/covid_clarity\/status\/1364397169571106818?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 24, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You can almost feel the disappointment wafting out from Big Karen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When they&#8217;re not busy deflecting away from the fact, that is. <\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Big Karen warned us &#8211; those Super Bowl tailgate parties in Tampa were going to lead to the extinction of Florida Man. Those of us who paid attention in high school science noted that there&#8217;s incredibly low correlation between outdoor gatherings and Covid transmission. &#8220;The science says &#8216;obey or die!&#8217;&#8221;, Big Karen responds. Observation indicates [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[435,418,416],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-karen","category-blue-fragility","category-covid19"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76994"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76999,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76994\/revisions\/76999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}