{"id":76577,"date":"2021-01-26T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-26T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=76577"},"modified":"2021-01-26T07:57:42","modified_gmt":"2021-01-26T13:57:42","slug":"a-day-in-the-biden-administration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=76577","title":{"rendered":"A Day In The Biden Administration"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n

“Know what’d be better for halting Covid than wearing a mask? Wearing two <\/em>masks. Let’s all do it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But wait – you know what’d be better than wearing two masks? Three <\/em>masks! Let’s get on board…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hang on – you know what’d be better than wearing three masks? Four <\/em>masks! That’s like four times <\/em>the protection! So…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jst a doggone minute – you know what’d be better than wearing four masks? Five <\/em>masks! Bam!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whoa, dudes, dudettes and non-binariliy-duded – you know what’d be better than wearing five masks? Si <\/em>masks! Let’s smoke this brisket…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But…ay caramba – you know what’d be better than wearing six masks? Seven <\/em>masks! Holy cow, we got the virus on the run now…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But hold your horses, hombres – you know what’d be better than wearing seven masks? Eight <\/em>masks! Can you smell the victory…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wow – wow wow wow – you know what’d be better than wearing eight masks? Nine <\/em>masks! This must be what Jonas Salk felt like…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh, maaaaaan – you know where I’m going, right? 10 <\/em>masks! Let’s get on board…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D’oh – I’m such a silly. Why stop at 10 when 11 masks <\/em>are sitting right in front…no, wait, 12! 12 masks!<\/em>…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“Know what’d be better for halting Covid than wearing a mask? Wearing two masks. Let’s all do it. But wait – you know what’d be better than wearing two masks? Three masks! Let’s get on board… Hang on – you know what’d be better than wearing three masks? Four masks! That’s like four times the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[416,255],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid19","category-the-racket"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76577"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76590,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76577\/revisions\/76590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}