{"id":76552,"date":"2021-01-27T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-27T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=76552"},"modified":"2021-01-26T08:29:25","modified_gmt":"2021-01-26T14:29:25","slug":"76552","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=76552","title":{"rendered":"Surprising Nobody"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Migrants waiting in Mexico to get into the United States\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/global-development\/2021\/jan\/20\/asylum-seekers-stranded-mexico-joe-biden\" target=\"_blank\">are thrilled that Joe Biden is now President<\/a>. \u00a0<\/p><p>Two more\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.telesurenglish.net\/news\/Honduras-2nd-Migrant-Caravan-of-2021-Heads-to-US-Mexico-Border-20210115-0005.html\" target=\"_blank\">migrant caravans are on the way<\/a>.<\/p><p>Their optimism is based on\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.texastribune.org\/2021\/01\/20\/joe-biden-trump-immigration\/\" target=\"_blank\">news reports that President Biden will issue executive orders<\/a>\u00a0affecting immigration.<\/p><p>Maybe if I brush up my Rosetta Stone Spanish, I can get some yard work done cheap.<\/p><p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Unless, of course, they wind up subject to the $15 an hour minimum wage &#8211; which means most of them will never find legal work, and will wind up on the dole. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>According to plan.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe, you might have to hire a neighborhood kid.  If American neighborhood kids still <em>do <\/em>yard work&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Migrants waiting in Mexico to get into the United States\u00a0are thrilled that Joe Biden is now President. \u00a0 Two more\u00a0migrant caravans are on the way. Their optimism is based on\u00a0news reports that President Biden will issue executive orders\u00a0affecting immigration. Maybe if I brush up my Rosetta Stone Spanish, I can get some yard work done [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sovereignty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76552"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76596,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76552\/revisions\/76596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}