{"id":76096,"date":"2020-12-15T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-15T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=76096"},"modified":"2020-12-13T07:17:15","modified_gmt":"2020-12-13T13:17:15","slug":"governor-klink-you-had-one-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=76096","title":{"rendered":"Governor Klink:  You Had One Job"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><p>Remember last spring?<\/p><p>When Governor Klink told us we all had to sacrifice, while the state built up his heart hospital bed capacity (a commodity regulated by the executive branch he controls)?<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Either, apparently, does Governor Klink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The supply of hospital beds has dwindled since the spring:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"618\" height=\"346\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/img_1325.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-76095\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/img_1325.jpg 618w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/img_1325-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/img_1325-500x280.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 618px) 100vw, 618px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember last spring? When Governor Klink told us we all had to sacrifice, while the state built up his heart hospital bed capacity (a commodity regulated by the executive branch he controls)? Either, apparently, does Governor Klink. The supply of hospital beds has dwindled since the spring:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[416,30,1,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid19","category-liberty","category-uncategorized","category-your-papers-please"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76096"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76101,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76096\/revisions\/76101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}