{"id":75260,"date":"2020-09-09T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-09T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=75260"},"modified":"2020-09-09T10:13:05","modified_gmt":"2020-09-09T15:13:05","slug":"karen-almighty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=75260","title":{"rendered":"Karen Almighty"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This was posted on one of those insidious neighborhood Facebook pages around which America\u2019s newest plague, \u201cKaren\u201d, congeals:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"444\" height=\"960\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/img_1044.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-75259\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/img_1044.jpg 444w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/img_1044-139x300.jpg 139w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So, let me get this straight: people, mostly college students, being in an age bracket that has suffered precisely zero COVID-19 deaths in the state of Minnesota, are going to a bar staffed mostly by people in their 20s and 30s (who have also experienced zero COVID-19 deaths so far), To celebrate going back to school after six months of absurd, ineffective, potentially counterproductive and onerous quarantine that has left them, like the rest of society, aching for some kind, any kind, of social contact at a time in their life when that is what they\u2019re supposed to be doing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What did I get wrong?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ll tell you what the paragraph above got wrong:  They haven\u2019t gotten into the bar yet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Plums (a reliable, responsible-drinking source tells me) observes standard sociall distancing inside, as well as on the patio out back, notwithstanding the fact that they are nearly no confirmed cases of outdoor spread of the virus, no matter what your distance, no matter whether you\u2019re wearing a mask or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying the Karen involved is a totalitarian. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I <em>am <\/em>saying actual totalitarians need lots of people like her in society to have a chance of taking over. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted on one of those insidious neighborhood Facebook pages around which America\u2019s newest plague, \u201cKaren\u201d, congeals: So, let me get this straight: people, mostly college students, being in an age bracket that has suffered precisely zero COVID-19 deaths in the state of Minnesota, are going to a bar staffed mostly by people in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[416,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid19","category-liberal-tyranny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75260"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75284,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75260\/revisions\/75284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}