{"id":74446,"date":"2020-06-16T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-16T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=74446"},"modified":"2020-06-14T15:57:30","modified_gmt":"2020-06-14T20:57:30","slug":"for-the-neer-do-wells-itinerary-making-convenience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=74446","title":{"rendered":"For The Ne&#8217;er Do Well&#8217;s Itinerary-Making Convenience"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Remember in 2004?   When a bunch of bars up and down the not-yet-very-gentrified West Seventh in Saint Paul signaled their virtue by posting themselves &#8220;No Guns Allowed&#8221; after the passage of carry reform&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;for about two weeks, until they realized the posted bars were getting robbed?   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Like, a lot? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8221;m sensing that some pizza chef \/ social justice unicorn with a food truck is going to be getting a similar rude awakening:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"960\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/pizzallama.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-74447\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/pizzallama.jpg 540w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/pizzallama-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And..voila.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/frederickmd\/comments\/gxbqup\/pizza_llama_has_been_booted_out_of_the_mt_airy\/\">It didn&#8217;t even take armed robbers to harsh the hipster&#8217;s mellow<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember in 2004? When a bunch of bars up and down the not-yet-very-gentrified West Seventh in Saint Paul signaled their virtue by posting themselves &#8220;No Guns Allowed&#8221; after the passage of carry reform&#8230; &#8230;for about two weeks, until they realized the posted bars were getting robbed? Like, a lot? I&#8221;m sensing that some pizza chef [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74446"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74448,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74446\/revisions\/74448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}