{"id":74006,"date":"2020-05-01T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-01T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=74006"},"modified":"2020-07-29T08:06:40","modified_gmt":"2020-07-29T13:06:40","slug":"state-of-emergency-urban-progressive-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=74006","title":{"rendered":"Translating &#8220;Economic Meltdown&#8221; Into The &#8220;Urban Progressive&#8221; Dialect Of English"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Maybe <em>no<\/em>w some of the &#8220;Shut it all down until there&#8217;s a vaccine and 50,000 tests a day&#8221; crowd will pay attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trendy Warehouse District restaurant &#8220;The Bachelor Farmer&#8221; &#8211; run by Mark Dayton&#8217;s sons &#8211; is one of those places a big swathe of MInnesota&#8217;s non-profit\/indurial complex was hoping to have dinner in a couple of years when the Governor lifts his &#8220;shelter in place plan&#8221;.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But no more.  &#8220;Bachelor Farmer&#8221; is pining for the fjords:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"715\" height=\"1000\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/img_0641.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-74005\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/img_0641.jpg 715w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/img_0641-215x300.jpg 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s almost like God is providing an interpreter service for government union employees, non-profiteers and other urban progressives who feel they can ride out two years worth of shutdown:   &#8220;Vape shop&#8221;, &#8220;Hair Salon&#8221; or &#8220;Small family store&#8221; goes in.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Trendy warehouse district fine dining&#8221; comes out. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They might understand yet. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe now some of the &#8220;Shut it all down until there&#8217;s a vaccine and 50,000 tests a day&#8221; crowd will pay attention. Trendy Warehouse District restaurant &#8220;The Bachelor Farmer&#8221; &#8211; run by Mark Dayton&#8217;s sons &#8211; is one of those places a big swathe of MInnesota&#8217;s non-profit\/indurial complex was hoping to have dinner in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[416,24,337],"tags":[423],"class_list":["post-74006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid19","category-culture-war","category-privilege","tag-the-endless-emergency"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74006"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74010,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74006\/revisions\/74010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}