{"id":73873,"date":"2020-04-16T06:46:36","date_gmt":"2020-04-16T11:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=73873"},"modified":"2020-12-21T05:39:24","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T11:39:24","slug":"another-modification-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=73873","title":{"rendered":"Another Modification"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>This is weird &#8211; I keep finding these modifications but they&#8217;re not<br>mentioned in the media.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Attention Subjects!<\/p><p>His Royal Highness, Timothy Walz the First, proclaims a modification of<br>Executive Order 20-20 requiring Minnesotans to Stay Home.<\/p><p>It has come to Our attention that some of Our subjects are in flagrant<br>disregard of Our proclamations.\u00a0 In one such instance, the violator<br>behaved in a loud, obnoxious, and boisterous manner which aroused anger,<br>alarm and resentment in the Royal Officers who were bravely attempting<br>to enforce Our order.\u00a0 This behavior undermines the legitimate authority<br>of the Crown and threatens public safety.\u00a0 Effective immediately, no<br>subject shall express disagreement with any of Our orders, on pain of<br>immediate and indefinite confinement.\u00a0 As to such persons, the right of<br>habeas corpus is suspended for the duration of the emergency.<\/p><p>Our Attorney General has confirmed that Abraham Lincoln himself set the<br>precedent for this modification, and that it does not infringe the free<br>speech rights of Minnesotans.\u00a0 Subjects remain free to express agreement<br>with Our orders in any form they like: in word, in writing, in artwork<br>or interpretive dance, even poetry.\u00a0 The only restriction is on Hate<br>Speech, which is defined as any speech We hate, and which all decent<br>subjects should hate, too.<\/p><p>Thank you for your attention.<\/p><p>HRH Timothy Walz the First<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Just thought you ought to know.<\/p><p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m not the only one that can imagine Keith Ellison re-purposing the Sedition Act&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is weird &#8211; I keep finding these modifications but they&#8217;re notmentioned in the media. Attention Subjects! His Royal Highness, Timothy Walz the First, proclaims a modification ofExecutive Order 20-20 requiring Minnesotans to Stay Home. It has come to Our attention that some of Our subjects are in flagrantdisregard of Our proclamations.\u00a0 In one such [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[416,2,51],"tags":[423],"class_list":["post-73873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid19","category-minnesota-politics","category-liberal-tyranny","tag-the-endless-emergency"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73874,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73873\/revisions\/73874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}