{"id":73862,"date":"2020-04-15T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-15T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=73862"},"modified":"2020-04-14T21:10:30","modified_gmt":"2020-04-15T02:10:30","slug":"another-modification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=73862","title":{"rendered":"Another Modification"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<p>Found another modification of the Governor&#8217;s Stay Home order, set for<br>release later this week:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Subjects! His Royal Highness, Timothy Walz the First,&nbsp; proclaims a<br>modification to Executive Order 20 &#8211; 20, requiring Minnesotans to Stay Home.<\/p><p>Our computer models demonstrate conclusively, with scientific accuracy<br>heretofore unknown, that 2.5 million Minnesotan would would die if We<br>allowed them to go to the polls for elections in November.&nbsp; Our highest<br>duty is to preserve the lives of all Minnesotans; therefore, We have<br>regretfully suspended elections for the duration of the emergency.&nbsp; All<br>office holders will continue in office until elections can be scheduled,<br>hopefully within the next five years.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>We realize this is an unprecedented step, but Minnesota faces an<br>unprecedented situation.&nbsp; We respectfully request voluntary compliance,<br>and are establishing concentration camps in the northern portion of the<br>state for saboteurs, wreckers, kulaks, and resisters.<\/p><p>HRH T. Walz the First<\/p><p>***<\/p><p>Thought you ought to know<\/p><p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Plausible?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Time&#8217;ll tell. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found another modification of the Governor&#8217;s Stay Home order, set forrelease later this week: *** Subjects! His Royal Highness, Timothy Walz the First,&nbsp; proclaims amodification to Executive Order 20 &#8211; 20, requiring Minnesotans to Stay Home. Our computer models demonstrate conclusively, with scientific accuracyheretofore unknown, that 2.5 million Minnesotan would would die if Weallowed them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73862"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73864,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73862\/revisions\/73864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}