{"id":72863,"date":"2019-12-19T07:00:10","date_gmt":"2019-12-19T13:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=72863"},"modified":"2019-12-18T06:01:44","modified_gmt":"2019-12-18T12:01:44","slug":"adding-insult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=72863","title":{"rendered":"Adding Insult"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Saint Paul &#8220;porch pirate&#8221; &#8211; one of the plague of demi-human locusts that have been stealing delivery packages from peoples&#8217; porches &#8211; sinks to a new(er) low:  <a href=\"https:\/\/bringmethenews.com\/minnesota-news\/porch-pirate-leaves-thank-you-note-after-stealing-package-in-st-paul\">leaving a snorky &#8220;thank you&#8221; note to their victim:<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>As if stealing a package from someone&#8217;s front steps isn&#8217;t cruel enough, a porch pirate in St. Paul added an insulting &#8220;thank you&#8221; note for the package&#8217;s rightful owner.\u00a0<br>&#8220;Two days ago Hilary was notified that a package was delivered to her home on the 800 block of Watson Avenue. When she got home from work at about 5 p.m., the package was missing, replaced with a thank you note from the porch pirate. Unbelievable,&#8221; wrote St. Paul Police Department in a tweet.\u00a0<br>The note reads: &#8220;So just a quick little thank you for leaving me the opportunity of stealing your package very nice of you. Thank you.&#8221;<br>The note is signed by &#8220;The new owner of your package.&#8221;\u00a0<br><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bringmethenews.com\/.image\/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_674\/MTY5MDAwMTgzNzYwMTY4Njg3\/elrb_uiw4aaup9y.webp\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mayor Carter:  It&#8217;s time to do the right thing.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Repeal the ordinances that prohibit booby-trapping.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saint Paul &#8220;porch pirate&#8221; &#8211; one of the plague of demi-human locusts that have been stealing delivery packages from peoples&#8217; porches &#8211; sinks to a new(er) low: leaving a snorky &#8220;thank you&#8221; note to their victim: As if stealing a package from someone&#8217;s front steps isn&#8217;t cruel enough, a porch pirate in St. Paul added [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-st-paul"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72864,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72863\/revisions\/72864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}