{"id":72677,"date":"2019-11-21T05:00:52","date_gmt":"2019-11-21T11:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=72677"},"modified":"2019-11-20T20:37:46","modified_gmt":"2019-11-21T02:37:46","slug":"surprise-in-the-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=72677","title":{"rendered":"Surprise In The Box!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Wait until gang members learned that the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/world\/united-kingdom-knife-crime-london-police-bleed-control-kits-nightclub-bar\">first aid kits stock Israeli bandages<\/a>. What a dilemma for a dutiful Muslim: bleed out or owe your life to a Jew?<br>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Progressives, likely, even moreso. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait until gang members learned that the first aid kits stock Israeli bandages. What a dilemma for a dutiful Muslim: bleed out or owe your life to a Jew?Joe Doakes Progressives, likely, even moreso.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72678,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72677\/revisions\/72678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}