{"id":72556,"date":"2019-11-04T11:00:11","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=72556"},"modified":"2019-11-04T07:33:05","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T13:33:05","slug":"just-remember-there-is-no-voting-fraud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=72556","title":{"rendered":"Just Remember:  There Is <i>No Voting Fraud<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>SCENE:  Mitch BERG is out mowing his leaves &#8211; using the lawn mower to chop and bag them.   Taking a (what else?) left to right pass across his lawn, he is unaware of Avery LIBRELLE riding up the sidewalk behind him on reclining bike.  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:   Merg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  Er&#8230;hey, Avery.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:   You say that there&#8217;s rampant voting fraud!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  I do indeed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:   You mostly point to voting  <em>registration <\/em>fraud!   That doesn&#8217;t mean they actually <em>vote<\/em>.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  So people manufacture thousands of bogus registrations just for the fun of it?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:   You can&#8217;t prove that&#8217;s <em>not <\/em>why they do it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  Huh.  OK.  Well, then, it appears <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mprnews.org\/story\/2019\/10\/31\/minneapolis-man-charged-with-falsifying-13-absentee-ballots-ahead-of-2018-election\">some of them go on to manufacture the actual votes<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:  But if you suppress illegal ballots, you will inevitably suppress legal ones. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BERG:  That makes no sense. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LIBRELLE:  &#8220;Sense&#8221; is a social construct!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(<em>Before BERG can reply, LIBRELLE motors on<\/em>).  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>https:\/\/www.mprnews.org\/story\/2019\/10\/31\/minneapolis-man-charged-with-falsifying-13-absentee-ballots-ahead-of-2018-election<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: Mitch BERG is out mowing his leaves &#8211; using the lawn mower to chop and bag them. Taking a (what else?) left to right pass across his lawn, he is unaware of Avery LIBRELLE riding up the sidewalk behind him on reclining bike. LIBRELLE: Merg! BERG: Er&#8230;hey, Avery. LIBRELLE: You say that there&#8217;s rampant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[119,2],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-72556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-integrity","category-minnesota-politics","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72556"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72565,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72556\/revisions\/72565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}