{"id":72546,"date":"2019-10-31T05:42:54","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T10:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=72546"},"modified":"2019-10-31T05:42:54","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T10:42:54","slug":"notme-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=72546","title":{"rendered":"#NotMe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Ilhan Omar, credibly charged with marrying her brother to commit immigration fraud, is pretty.\u00a0 Not a Hollywood knockout, but pretty.\u00a0 Katie Hill, who just got caught in a three-way sex scandal, is pretty.\u00a0 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, promoter of the Green New Deal, is pretty.\u00a0 They&#8217;re all young, pretty, first term members of Congress and they&#8217;re all having trouble &#8211; with family, party, and the media.\u00a0 I think I see the problem. Congress is unfair to pretty girls.<br>Everybody knows that pretty girls don&#8217;t have to.\u00a0 They don&#8217;t have to . . . anything.\u00a0 They don&#8217;t have to worry about finding a date for the dance, they don&#8217;t have to wait in line to get into the nightclub, they don&#8217;t have to pay for dinner or drinks.\u00a0 Pretty girls do whatever they want and everyone lets them get away with it, because they&#8217;re pretty.<br>But suddenly, these pretty girls get to Washington and Congress has weird rules expecting pretty girls to act the same as ugly girls and dweeby boys and OLD people. That&#8217;s ridiculous. They&#8217;ve never had to play by those rules their entire lives.\u00a0 Like they&#8217;re going to play by them now?\u00a0 Totally unfair.<br>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>And with all the people <em>identifying <\/em>as pretty girls these days, it&#8217;s gonna get outta hand. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ilhan Omar, credibly charged with marrying her brother to commit immigration fraud, is pretty.\u00a0 Not a Hollywood knockout, but pretty.\u00a0 Katie Hill, who just got caught in a three-way sex scandal, is pretty.\u00a0 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, promoter of the Green New Deal, is pretty.\u00a0 They&#8217;re all young, pretty, first term members of Congress and they&#8217;re all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","category-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72547,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72546\/revisions\/72547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}