{"id":71572,"date":"2019-06-17T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2019-06-17T12:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=71572"},"modified":"2019-06-16T22:49:39","modified_gmt":"2019-06-17T03:49:39","slug":"opportunity-lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=71572","title":{"rendered":"Opportunity Lost"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>To:  White Castle<br>From:  Mitch Berg &#8211; guy who loves White Castle, although Keto denies it to me<br>Re:   Missed Chances<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear White Castle,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why did you not get to <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2017\/02\/15\/you-can-get-married-at-taco-bell-for-600\/?fbclid=IwAR2MyVoDYbNAcBFAXkLIbSeVrMq9dMAcnKhl5qwA97lZ-DD_g6e1Ol9IH3I\">this idea<\/a> first?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is all. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: White CastleFrom: Mitch Berg &#8211; guy who loves White Castle, although Keto denies it to meRe: Missed Chances Dear White Castle, Why did you not get to this idea first? That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71572"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71577,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71572\/revisions\/71577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}