{"id":70807,"date":"2019-03-25T05:46:12","date_gmt":"2019-03-25T10:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=70807"},"modified":"2019-03-25T05:46:31","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T10:46:31","slug":"the-best-dennis-miller-style-joke-of-the-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=70807","title":{"rendered":"The Best Dennis-Miller-Style Joke Of The Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If the swing shift guy working the tower of Big Ben married Marie Kondo he would not have his clock cleaned to the extent that the Democrats are getting theirs cleaned today.<\/p>&mdash; Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DennisDMZ\/status\/1109957622726197251?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 24, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote>\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the swing shift guy working the tower of Big Ben married Marie Kondo he would not have his clock cleaned to the extent that the Democrats are getting theirs cleaned today. &mdash; Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) March 24, 2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70807"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70808,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70807\/revisions\/70808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}