{"id":6923,"date":"2009-12-04T13:14:20","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T18:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=6923"},"modified":"2009-12-04T13:14:20","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T18:14:20","slug":"some-jokes-write-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=6923","title":{"rendered":"Some Jokes Write Themselves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like this one, ripped from the headlines:<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiegel.de\/international\/zeitgeist\/0,1518,665182,00.html\">Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>But just because the joke writes itself doesn&#8217;t mean we can&#8217;t, too.<\/p>\n<p>Have at it, readers!\u00a0 The comment section is open for your versions of the story &#8211; and like those Danish doxies&#8217; ministrations, it&#8217;s absolutely free, although that offered by the Scand0-Strumpets, the \u00a0&#8220;Happy Ending&#8221; will be purely rhetorical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like this one, ripped from the headlines: Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex But just because the joke writes itself doesn&#8217;t mean we can&#8217;t, too. Have at it, readers!\u00a0 The comment section is open for your versions of the story &#8211; and like those Danish doxies&#8217; ministrations, it&#8217;s absolutely free, although that offered by the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-global-warmingcoolingchange","category-men-and-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6923"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6925,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6923\/revisions\/6925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}