{"id":68795,"date":"2018-12-19T07:00:51","date_gmt":"2018-12-19T13:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=68795"},"modified":"2018-12-16T17:05:49","modified_gmt":"2018-12-16T23:05:49","slug":"didnt-see-this-coming-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=68795","title":{"rendered":"Didn&#8217;t See This Coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The punch lines practically write themselves;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/analytics.twitter.com\/mob_idsync_click?slug=XpsJY5Ogxp&amp;idb=AAAAEIA7nU3U8cYEDQsJhu-MjZ055RCrZ2-J5kb0gWV_tat9X2HkyDIw-2r-SqZl7RXqKdf9bjR5kKkfeA9B6Nu6z_5wp-LJJ8Aahj5uPFBKF4Cw0rlIKAlukiKNWmvVMN7E6A7NOFsDSSNzOTVO8UDlXtesYaDP&amp;ad_tracking=true&amp;tailored_ads=false\">\u00a0Keith Richards gives up drinking.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Aaaaaand rock and roll is, if not dead, navigating with a walker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The punch lines practically write themselves;\u00a0\u00a0Keith Richards gives up drinking. Aaaaaand rock and roll is, if not dead, navigating with a walker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68795"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69513,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68795\/revisions\/69513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}