{"id":68663,"date":"2018-11-30T06:00:05","date_gmt":"2018-11-30T12:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=68663"},"modified":"2020-08-19T10:14:59","modified_gmt":"2020-08-19T15:14:59","slug":"snivel-your-sidewalks-i-mean-shovel-shovel-your-sidewalks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=68663","title":{"rendered":"Snivel Your Sidewalks.  I Mean Shovel.  Shovel Your Sidewalks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After seven nastygrams from the City of Minneapolis, Councilwoman Lisa Bender got her sidewalk shoveled by the city, and a $149 fine to prove it.<\/p>\n<p>Bender &#8211; a far-far-far left DFLer famous for compelling the City to clear bike lanes in the dead of winter that nearly nobody uses when the weather is gorgeous &#8211; reacted with grace and equianimity.<\/p>\n<p><em>Of course\u00a0<\/em>I&#8217;m kidding.\u00a0 She&#8217;s accusing the <em>Strib<\/em> of mansplaining.<\/p>\n<p>Er, manshovelling.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, she&#8217;s accusing the <em>Strib<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_bendertweet.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-68664\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_bendertweet.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"614\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_bendertweet.png 614w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_bendertweet-300x238.png 300w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_bendertweet-377x300.png 377w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;Trump!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_68665\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_ellisontweet.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-68665\" class=\"wp-image-68665 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_ellisontweet.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"1033\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_ellisontweet.png 620w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_ellisontweet-180x300.png 180w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ctyp_ellisontweet-615x1024.png 615w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-68665\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jeremiah Ellison is a permanent city payroll receiver. Er, I mean, city council&#8230;well, it&#8217;s a distinction without a difference.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><em>Trump Trump Trump<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t you peons get it?\u00a0 TRUMP!\u00a0 And MANSPLAINING!\u00a0 MISOGYNY WOMYN KITTY HAT RESISTANCE ANTIFA YOUTUBE PANTSSUIT!<\/p>\n<p>Dang conservative Strib.<\/p>\n<p>Urban Progressive Privilege:\u00a0 when everything you do can be defended by citing things your opponents never did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After seven nastygrams from the City of Minneapolis, Councilwoman Lisa Bender got her sidewalk shoveled by the city, and a $149 fine to prove it. Bender &#8211; a far-far-far left DFLer famous for compelling the City to clear bike lanes in the dead of winter that nearly nobody uses when the weather is gorgeous &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,349],"tags":[382],"class_list":["post-68663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minneapolis","category-urban-liberal-privilege-liberal-tyranny","tag-anti-fa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68666,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68663\/revisions\/68666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}