{"id":68653,"date":"2018-11-29T05:00:12","date_gmt":"2018-11-29T11:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=68653"},"modified":"2018-11-28T18:34:30","modified_gmt":"2018-11-29T00:34:30","slug":"a-satirical-proposal-probably","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=68653","title":{"rendered":"A Satirical Proposal.  Probably."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div dir=\"auto\">If Democrats honestly believe in global warming, they should insidt we declare war on Canada so we can shift our citizens Northward to survive the Deluge.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0If Republicans honestly believe in global cooling, they should insist we declare war on Venezuela to shift our citizen Southward to escape the glacier.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Bonus. Both have lots of oil to maintain our lifestyle.\u00a0 This is what a resilience officers ought to be working on.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Or just invade New York, DC and California to curb the efflux of hot air.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: If Democrats honestly believe in global warming, they should insidt we declare war on Canada so we can shift our citizens Northward to survive the Deluge. \u00a0If Republicans honestly believe in global cooling, they should insist we declare war on Venezuela to shift our citizen Southward to escape the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-global-warmingcoolingchange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68653"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68654,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68653\/revisions\/68654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}