{"id":68091,"date":"2018-09-28T07:19:32","date_gmt":"2018-09-28T12:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=68091"},"modified":"2018-09-28T07:19:32","modified_gmt":"2018-09-28T12:19:32","slug":"methree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=68091","title":{"rendered":"#MeThree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>SCENE:\u00a0 \u00a0Mitch BERG is shopping for a suit.\u00a0 As he pokes through a rack of jackets, Avery LIBRELLE wanders around the corner, distacted, nearly bumping into him.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Merg!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Oh, sh&#8230;shuper amazing to see you, Avery.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Don&#8217;t give me the happy talk.\u00a0 What about the charges against you?<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Charges?\u00a0 \u00a0Oh, do tell.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Miss Lyudmila Korolevska says you tried to kiss her against her will, and told her an unwelcome dirty joke at a party.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: Huh.\u00a0 Never met anyone named Lyud&#8230;er, Korolevska.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 \u00a0It was at a party in either Yalta, Kilpyavr or Novisibirsk in 1983.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: Huh.\u00a0 I was in college in rural North Dakota in 1983.\u00a0 \u00a0Nowhere near Russia.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 \u00a0Don&#8217;t evade the question!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: What question?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Why did you sexually assault Miss Shtolipinska?<\/p>\n<p>BERG: Wasn&#8217;t her name just\u00a0Korolevska<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 She goes back and forth on that.<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Huh.\u00a0 So you don&#8217;t know her name, it took place in one of three places&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Or maybe Smolensk.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: &#8230;four places that I have never been, at times when I couldn&#8217;t have been there, doing things I\u00a0<em>just don&#8217;t do<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 I believe accusers!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Of\u00a0<em>course\u00a0<\/em>you do.\u00a0 Accusers like Karen Monahan?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 SLUT!\u00a0 WHORE!\u00a0 CAPITALIST TOOL!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Of\u00a0<em>course\u00a0<\/em>she is.<\/p>\n<p>STORE STAFFER:\u00a0 Er, Ma&#8217;am&#8230;(Confused)&#8230;sir&#8230;um [<em>Looks at BERG, perplexed.\u00a0 BERG shrugs<\/em>], er, loud person?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 [<em>Exasperated, to both<\/em>]\u00a0 Oh, you people and your privilege!<\/p>\n<p><em>And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE:\u00a0 \u00a0Mitch BERG is shopping for a suit.\u00a0 As he pokes through a rack of jackets, Avery LIBRELLE wanders around the corner, distacted, nearly bumping into him.\u00a0 LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Merg! BERG:\u00a0 Oh, sh&#8230;shuper amazing to see you, Avery. LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Don&#8217;t give me the happy talk.\u00a0 What about the charges against you? BERG:\u00a0 Charges?\u00a0 \u00a0Oh, do tell. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68092,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68091\/revisions\/68092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}