{"id":67749,"date":"2018-08-21T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2018-08-21T11:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=67749"},"modified":"2018-08-19T11:44:22","modified_gmt":"2018-08-19T16:44:22","slug":"bergs-seventh-law-is-getting-creaky-and-worn-out-from-constant-over-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=67749","title":{"rendered":"Berg&#8217;s Seventh Law Is Getting Creaky And Worn Out From Constant Over-Use"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If a conservative were to say bla blq bla that Jimmy Kimmel just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/opinion\/kimmel-that-christian-cake-baker-looks-like-a-woman-and-his-job-is-gay?_amp=true&amp;__twitter_impression=true\">bla bla bla yadda yadda<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In the place of ABC\u2019s late-night Jimmy Kimmel: The &#8220;Man Show&#8221; Jimmy Kimmel. The only thing missing were the women on trampolines.<\/p>\n<p>Kimmel took aim Thursday at the Christian proprietor of Masterpiece Cakeshop in Colorado. For the late-night funny man, the takeaway from Jack Phillips&#8217; refusal to bake a cake celebrating a trans person&#8217;s transition is that the cakemaker might be gay, and that he sure looks gay.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s funny because this is a guy who spends all day, every day, meticulously designing flowers out of icing. His whole life is gay, OK?\u201d Kimmel said to laughs. \u201cI don\u2019t know if the wrong cake might bring that to life or what.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The late-night host turned his attention to the shop owner\u2019s physical appearance, adding for good measure that Phillips is \u201cthe totally straight cake baker.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou would think that someone who looks like the Reba McEntire\u2019s version of Col. Sanders would be more sympathetic to gender identity issues,\u201d the host laughed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Progs&#8221; jabber about &#8220;right wing hate&#8221;, and then marinade their own culture in the real thing.<\/p>\n<p>The most depressingly evergreen story in all of media.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a conservative were to say bla blq bla that Jimmy Kimmel just bla bla bla yadda yadda: In the place of ABC\u2019s late-night Jimmy Kimmel: The &#8220;Man Show&#8221; Jimmy Kimmel. The only thing missing were the women on trampolines. Kimmel took aim Thursday at the Christian proprietor of Masterpiece Cakeshop in Colorado. For the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,18,79,377],"tags":[243],"class_list":["post-67749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","category-pc","category-slander-files","category-the-second-civil-war","tag-bergs-7th-law"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67750,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67749\/revisions\/67750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}