{"id":67494,"date":"2018-07-25T08:14:21","date_gmt":"2018-07-25T13:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=67494"},"modified":"2018-07-25T08:14:21","modified_gmt":"2018-07-25T13:14:21","slug":"when-youve-solved-all-your-real-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=67494","title":{"rendered":"When You\u2019ve Solved All Your Real Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>City of Santa Barbara votes to give jail time for straw buyers.<\/p>\n<p>Hahaha.  Just kidding<\/p>\n<p>They voted to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2018\/07\/plastic-straw-ban-santa-barbara-jail-time-punishment\/\">give jail time to restaurant workers who give straws to customers<\/a>, passing an ordinance&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/reason.com\/blog\/2018\/07\/19\/santa-barbara-bans-plastic-straws-proscr\"><u>bill<\/u><\/a> was passed unanimously last Tuesday, and covers bars, restaurants, and other food-service businesses. Establishments will still be allowed to hand out plastic stirrers, but only if customers request them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Santa Barbara\u2019s ordinance \u201cis likely the most severe straw ban in the country,\u201d according to <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2018\/01\/california-waiters-straws-jail-time\/\"><u>Reason<\/u><\/a><\/em>, but it\u2019s far from the <em>only <\/em>straw ban. Seattle banned plastic straws <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/post-nation\/wp\/2018\/07\/01\/seattle-becomes-first-major-u-s-city-to-ban-straws\/?noredirect=on&#038;utm_term=.e0d6e314dd74\"><u>earlier this month<\/u><\/a>, mandating a a $250 fine for violators. Santa Barbara, however, has gone much further than Seattle \u2014 even aside from the harsher punishments its law imposes. Santa Barbara has banned not only plastic straws, but also compostable straws. Oh, and each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing <em>years <\/em>behind bars.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Presumably if the waitstaff are illegal immigrants or DREAMers there&#8217;ll be some sort of exemption.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>City of Santa Barbara votes to give jail time for straw buyers. Hahaha. Just kidding They voted to give jail time to restaurant workers who give straws to customers, passing an ordinance&#8230; &#8230;that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,51,374],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc","category-liberal-tyranny","category-social-justice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67495,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67494\/revisions\/67495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}