{"id":67135,"date":"2018-06-18T07:00:51","date_gmt":"2018-06-18T12:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=67135"},"modified":"2018-06-14T15:16:49","modified_gmt":"2018-06-14T20:16:49","slug":"as-a-few-hundred-hipsters-rejoice-ironicallly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=67135","title":{"rendered":"As A Few Hundred Hipsters Rejoice Ironicallly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/u-s-canada-mexico-win-right-host-2026-world-cup-105218462.html\">Yaaaaawwwwwwwwwn<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, whoops.\u00a0 Didn&#8217;t see you there.\u00a0 I was just dozing at the big news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yaaaaawwwwwwwwwn. Oh, whoops.\u00a0 Didn&#8217;t see you there.\u00a0 I was just dozing at the big news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-rare-sports-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67149,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67135\/revisions\/67149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}