{"id":66730,"date":"2018-05-04T06:00:57","date_gmt":"2018-05-04T11:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66730"},"modified":"2018-05-03T21:19:44","modified_gmt":"2018-05-04T02:19:44","slug":"i-blame-that-damn-big-headed-king-puppet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66730","title":{"rendered":"I Blame That Damn Big-Headed &#8220;King&#8221; Puppet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nine Burger Kings close in the metro and Saint Cloud.<\/p>\n<p>Is there any wonder why?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"detail__media__img-highres js-detail-img js-detail-img-high\" src=\"https:\/\/images.duckduckgo.com\/iu\/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spawnfirst.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F04%2F1313787397350.cached.jpg&amp;f=1\" alt=\"Top 10 Kings in Video Games - SpawnFirst\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I think not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nine Burger Kings close in the metro and Saint Cloud. Is there any wonder why? I think not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66731,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66730\/revisions\/66731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}